Trying To Get To Heaven

Swati: skirting issues eh?

Siddhartha: skirts, where?

Swati: i so knew you'd say that

PS: The title is a Bob Dylan song, no other allusions. Honest.

Sine quibus non / no intern can apply

swati: this guy graduated from cornell

and worked for boeing if i remember right

me: wow

swati: his major was engg physics

and he took vladmir nabakov's literature class

me: the wow is for the pretty good poetry.

now i'm jealous

11:24 PM swati: that's the sorta guy i want

me: really?

swati: yeah physics and poetry pretty much does it for me

me: lol

swati: as do awesomely killing looks

and a brilliant sense of humor

11:25 PM me: aren't you easy to please. swati: and musical abilities would definitely help

"CCP us!", scream the lines.

10 minutes

11:59 PM Siddhartha: you ditched me too

i'm friendless in this cold cruel world

Ishq Bector

On a lazy Sunday afternoon,
me: so do you like pomfret?

1:14 PM and prawns?

Anupam: yes, not my favourite though

me: what is?

Anupam: surmai

and hilsa

1:15 PM me: ee gavar

hilsa

is a funny name if you notice

Anupam: and the john dory i had in italy

now call me a gavar


The same afternoon,

2:43 PM i needed to look decent for thepassport pic

you declined

2:44 PM Anupam: i didn't

u withdrew

the offer

2:45 PM me: you cant say more than two horribke things about the hair ok

2:46 PM two is the max upper limit

2:47 PM ok you declined again

2:51 PM Anupam: sorry.... my gtalk copped out on me

i can't seem to download it

me: are you on yahoo too?

that's the last time i'm going to try

Anupam: god doesn't want to put a smile on my face

2:52 PM me: :)

aww

Anupam: i'm not on yahoo

2:53 PM me: oh ok i'll just mail it

then all the best to you

Anupam: sheesh just share it over this thing one more time

2:54 PM you're toying with me

u withdrew again!

me: you poor thing

gtalk is playing with your heart

Anupam: you're enjoyin this, aren't u

me: do i get to lie?

2:55 PM Anupam: in exchange for 3 horrible comments, yes

Snip!

9:18 PM me: new old post

Sid: aah

guys are sending me pictures of you

9:19 PM me: what?1

Sid: what has the world come to

me: you mean arjun?

Sid: ya

me: arjun's not a guy

not a guy guy i mean

Mere paas ma hai

On June 18th,
me: ok i neex to stop sounding like your um

mum*

Sheetal: lol

no ya

1:38 PM i badly need to be shaken bt the shoulders

me: uhh is slapping allowed?

can i can i?

Sheetal: lol

sadist

1:39 PM only if you do it in true bollywood fashion

1:40 PM how does sushrut get to hear about your crop before i do

me: sheetal sheetal jag jao yeh tumhare liye theek nahi, utho sheetal utho!

he didnt

he just found out

Coz Pink is my favorite crayon...

On June 18th,
me: busy are we?

Sid: i'm available
in more ways than one

A little later the same night

12:30 AM Sid: anupam now wants to come play the yamaha electronic piano we bought

me: 2:31 AM

cool so are you letting anupam come over?

it's a good excuse

Sid: i somehow am really disinterested

12:32 AM yes it sure is a good excuse

we have been drifting apart off late

me: how come?

your relationship needs to be spiced up a bit

Sid: it's not the same any more

12:33 AM me: it's getting oldit happens

Sid: it's the five and half year itch

way too many bedbugs in sassoon

or as you put it, the initial passion has worn off

Touché

me: i dont have the energy to even reply to ppl who call up anymore

i make bahanas to hang up quickly

10:50 PM Siddhartha: u know it's the fact that we're all at this phase where our routine of the last 4 years has been upset forever

i mean let's face it...college is over.

me: ...

Siddhartha: and that fact sucks at times

Lunch?

August 12th, 2007
1:15 PM
Arjun: now what do we have here
me: one truant to order
Arjun: one truant to go
me: lol
Arjun: with fries and a shake
a not-so-happy meal

Death becomes her (or him or them or whomever)

9:09 PM
Siddhartha: well fascinating reviews i got from arjun actually
me: really now?
were they positive or negative?
Siddhartha: "she's not at all as random as you make her out to be"
me: although he did add himself to my fan list the very next day
Siddhartha: "you and anupam are shit scared of her...i dunno why you guys are so intimidated"
9:10 PM
me: but that may well be a facade
Siddhartha: of course i'm digging my grave here by telling you all this considering that we're having a major foursome tomorrow
me: you are shit scared of me?
anupam?
shit scared of me?
Siddhartha: apparently...

Soliloquy

8:06 PM Ghaslet: you're available?

and yet not messaging?

something must be up

8:07 PM dude!

wake up!

8:08 PM wake up!

@#$%^&*()!!!!!!

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

damn! we've lost him! aapko dava nahi dua ki zaroorat hai!

8:09 PM only the our resident super doc...ie dr. sawant can probably revive you now...

?Conflict of interest

The very first conversation, must be ?nine weeks ago

11:09 PM
me: er, now you have me in the 'thoroughly clueless' territory
arjunsathe: yes i know i'm good at this
i believe u have ur eye on sheetal btw
11:10 PM
me: naah
arjunsathe: good
me: coz that clears ground for you?
arjunsathe: yes

The Best Friend

jus.another.gal: Rahul:
Hi Dear,
How are u & what r u doing? Pl. send me ur email id on rahulpuneindia@yahoo.co.in
I am an engineer well settled in pune & looking for the best friend . I assure u that we can enjoy our friendship like anything.If u r ready I can meet u any where, pl. confirm the date & time.

Pl. reply.
Rahul from pune.
me: i think u cud get a chocolate avalanche jr out of this guy
jus.another.gal: yuck.i'd sooner go on a vegan diet

:)

me: havent seen that either
and you actually went through word after word of UD for bakkushan?
11:46 PM
jus.another.gal: he told you that!
the snitch!
11:47 PM
me: yes!
you should have just blackmailed him for it
always works darlin'
11:48 PM
jus.another.gal: nyah
arjun cracked easy enough
me: yeah i mean arjun
11:49 PM
jus.another.gal: just that i needed to look it up for myself..

(Nota Bene: If you want to kill me, by all means do, just make sure it's painless)

A full bong. (as versus a 'half bong'?)

Jul 11th, 2007
9:16 PM

Arjun: Kar probably disagrees. i'm just guessing.
me: just guessing eh?
Arjun: yeah... wild guess
me: you should watch him drink a glass of milkshake at the mess.
it is almost obscene the amount of sugar he adds to it
and then he slurps up the last bit with all the excess sugar.
Arjun: loll
i didnt know he was quite so bad!
me: he is very very bad. egregious even.
Arjun: well lets not blame him completely.. He's a full-bong

The (self-destructive) Client

30th July, 10:12 PM
arjunsathe: arre u cant tell half a story
thats classified
lol
me: yeah exactly why i regret telling you the first half

Really Really Deviant Art

me: this ketchup drawing on the pizza plate looks like his mouth is stitched shut

9:57 PM and yet he's smiling

jus.another.gal: they're Fangs!

i was making a vampire nerd

me: thats a strrrange combo

jus.another.gal: thats why its red

me: like a happy meal

jus.another.gal: lol. yes. that is a strange combo

9:58 PM me: else what wud u have used? mustard?

jus.another.gal:

if i wanted to make an asian, maybe

and mayo for caucasians

or puneris

Braindead

12:05 PM Ghaslet: kamine!

12:07 PM me: kutte!

12:08 PM Ghaslet: cute?

me: what's cute?

Ghaslet: are trying to spell that

12:09 PM me: u cant spell kutte as cute

Ghaslet: or cute as kutte

12:10 PM me: hmmm thats an interesting idea

12:11 PM Ghaslet: see this is why i didnt want to talk to u

12:12 PM our conversations have descended into

the realm of the brain dead

Hitch

me:she's my new campaign manager

12:20 PM i've downsized by letting u 2 go

Ghaslet: yeah she thinks highly of herself as a matchmaker

marriages are made in swati-land

12:21 PM you can ccp that

Speechless!

04/08/07
Sometime around noon

krusty
jeez we got way too many breast feeding questions right

swati
:D
krusty
which is the only reason we came 2nd actually
world BF week
what is the motto of the same this yr
etc etc

swati
you know that is so goingto ccpers
:P
krusty
yes you can also add this
sonali left the stage saying "i hate breasts, i hate breasts"...