Soliloquy

8:06 PM Ghaslet: you're available?

and yet not messaging?

something must be up

8:07 PM dude!

wake up!

8:08 PM wake up!

@#$%^&*()!!!!!!

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

damn! we've lost him! aapko dava nahi dua ki zaroorat hai!

8:09 PM only the our resident super doc...ie dr. sawant can probably revive you now...

?Conflict of interest

The very first conversation, must be ?nine weeks ago

11:09 PM
me: er, now you have me in the 'thoroughly clueless' territory
arjunsathe: yes i know i'm good at this
i believe u have ur eye on sheetal btw
11:10 PM
me: naah
arjunsathe: good
me: coz that clears ground for you?
arjunsathe: yes

The Best Friend

jus.another.gal: Rahul:
Hi Dear,
How are u & what r u doing? Pl. send me ur email id on rahulpuneindia@yahoo.co.in
I am an engineer well settled in pune & looking for the best friend . I assure u that we can enjoy our friendship like anything.If u r ready I can meet u any where, pl. confirm the date & time.

Pl. reply.
Rahul from pune.
me: i think u cud get a chocolate avalanche jr out of this guy
jus.another.gal: yuck.i'd sooner go on a vegan diet

:)

me: havent seen that either
and you actually went through word after word of UD for bakkushan?
11:46 PM
jus.another.gal: he told you that!
the snitch!
11:47 PM
me: yes!
you should have just blackmailed him for it
always works darlin'
11:48 PM
jus.another.gal: nyah
arjun cracked easy enough
me: yeah i mean arjun
11:49 PM
jus.another.gal: just that i needed to look it up for myself..

(Nota Bene: If you want to kill me, by all means do, just make sure it's painless)

A full bong. (as versus a 'half bong'?)

Jul 11th, 2007
9:16 PM

Arjun: Kar probably disagrees. i'm just guessing.
me: just guessing eh?
Arjun: yeah... wild guess
me: you should watch him drink a glass of milkshake at the mess.
it is almost obscene the amount of sugar he adds to it
and then he slurps up the last bit with all the excess sugar.
Arjun: loll
i didnt know he was quite so bad!
me: he is very very bad. egregious even.
Arjun: well lets not blame him completely.. He's a full-bong

The (self-destructive) Client

30th July, 10:12 PM
arjunsathe: arre u cant tell half a story
thats classified
lol
me: yeah exactly why i regret telling you the first half

Really Really Deviant Art

me: this ketchup drawing on the pizza plate looks like his mouth is stitched shut

9:57 PM and yet he's smiling

jus.another.gal: they're Fangs!

i was making a vampire nerd

me: thats a strrrange combo

jus.another.gal: thats why its red

me: like a happy meal

jus.another.gal: lol. yes. that is a strange combo

9:58 PM me: else what wud u have used? mustard?

jus.another.gal:

if i wanted to make an asian, maybe

and mayo for caucasians

or puneris

Braindead

12:05 PM Ghaslet: kamine!

12:07 PM me: kutte!

12:08 PM Ghaslet: cute?

me: what's cute?

Ghaslet: are trying to spell that

12:09 PM me: u cant spell kutte as cute

Ghaslet: or cute as kutte

12:10 PM me: hmmm thats an interesting idea

12:11 PM Ghaslet: see this is why i didnt want to talk to u

12:12 PM our conversations have descended into

the realm of the brain dead

Hitch

me:she's my new campaign manager

12:20 PM i've downsized by letting u 2 go

Ghaslet: yeah she thinks highly of herself as a matchmaker

marriages are made in swati-land

12:21 PM you can ccp that

Speechless!

04/08/07
Sometime around noon

krusty
jeez we got way too many breast feeding questions right

swati
:D
krusty
which is the only reason we came 2nd actually
world BF week
what is the motto of the same this yr
etc etc

swati
you know that is so goingto ccpers
:P
krusty
yes you can also add this
sonali left the stage saying "i hate breasts, i hate breasts"...